Trump’s Razor
“The Stupidest explanation is always the right one”
Guy1: “Did you hear that Trump said Chinese Bee’s cause Global Warming?”
Guy2: “Chalk another one up to Trump’s Razor”
small hands
A male physical attribute with implications of having a small cock.
“Yo Rich, what up wit yo small hands?”
bull mother fucking shit
The response for when someone is telling huge porkies.
Tony: I always clean up after myself.Sharon: Bull mother fucking shit.
Joke Insurance
When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.
I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a ‘your mother’ joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.
Just Placing it out there
Similar to the phrase “just putting that out there”, but it is usually said more as suggestion, particularly when the person saying it lacks confidence that his answer or solution is correct.
Just placing it out there, but we should go bowling tonight.
Just placing it out there, but I think Rachel likes you.
Good German
A citizen of Nazi Germany who participated in or overlooked atrocities while denying personal moral responsibility by appeal to his submission to supposedly legitimate authority.
The American CIA agents who relied on the White House legal justifica…
orange face
a nick name for Donald J Trump (during and after the 2016 Presidential election)
We have been keeping our mouths shut for the entire past year in front of our relatives and that is how the orange face got elected.
Banana Republican
The term “banana republic” refers to a country dominated by corporate interests, in which income disparity between rich and poor is extremely high, to the point that the middle class has just about disappeared, and aside from the fantastically wealthy few, practically everyone is dirt poor.
A Banana Republican is a Republican who wants to lower taxes for the rich, leading to increased income disparity and bringing the USA closer to banana republic status.
The GOP is full of Banana Republicans these days.
resting douche face
similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher
Naw dude Aidan’s chill, he just has a resting douche face.
watersports
In BDSM terminology, refers to sensual or erotic play involving bodily fluids, typically urine, saliva, and less commonly, blood. Considered ‘edge-play’, because it is obviously somewhat unhygenic.
Most of the Mistresses that he found online were willing to do watersports, but not scat.
Golden Shower
n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.
e.g. “Last night, my girlfriend got a little kinky, and gave me a golden shower.”
Golden Shower
n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.
e.g. “Last night, my girlfriend got a little kinky, and gave me a golden shower.”
etm.
Latin abbreviation for the literal translation of “and shit“, specifically, “et merda”. Just like “etc.” (and so forth), “i.e.” (that is), and “e.g.” (for example), “etm.” can be used to abbreviate “and shit“.
At the farmer’s market I got tomatoes, cucumbers, radishes, etm.
I was just taking care of bills etm. before he came over.
Boots on the Ground
Military phrase meaning troops in place. Slang usage is when you are referring to going somewhere or being somewhere or someplace.
We got boots on the ground at Fat Mo’s but we are heading to Sam’s for a cold beer and pizza.
you fuck one goat
This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.
An old farmer walking through his field with his grandson.
Old farmer- “Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-”Yeah… That’s great grandpa.
Old farmer- “And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy…
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- “it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat…
Tweetplomacy
Noun. Using social media sites such as Twitter to manage foreign relations and conduct diplomatic discussions publicly.
The new President’s tweetplomacy may be transparent domestically, but it could also ruffle feathers abroad.
Tweetplomacy
Noun. Using social media sites such as Twitter to manage foreign relations and conduct diplomatic discussions publicly.
The new President’s tweetplomacy may be transparent domestically, but it could also ruffle feathers abroad.
trump it
Pull a fact out of your ass.
So, did you actually research those assumptions, or did you trump it?
Stealth-call
When you have to call someone back but don’t want to talk to them, so you wait until you know they can’t talk and leave a voice mail.
“I don’t want to tell Karen I can’t make it tonight, so I’ll Stealth-call her when she’s on her flight and has her phone shut off.”
Stealth-call
When you have to call someone back but don’t want to talk to them, so you wait until you know they can’t talk and leave a voice mail.
“I don’t want to tell Karen I can’t make it tonight, so I’ll Stealth-call her when she’s on her flight and has her phone shut off.”
Gate Massage
A TSA pat-down with a “happy landing.”
I got a gate massage at the airport today. I feel great!