nametake
The reverse of namesake; a person you are named after.
The monk Martin Luther was the nametake of Dr. King.
musical masturbation
A plague of many modern electric guitarists. Long and excessive solo on the guitar or other instrument, to show technical superiority rather than compositional and songwriting skills.
Dream Theater are kings of musical masturbation
bureauclast
(noun): Someone appointed to help destroy or dismantle the agency for which he or she ostensibly works.
All indications point to Scott Pruitt being a bureauclast hired specifically to dismember the Environmental Protection Agency.
dildocio
The talk, actions, or behavior of dildos
This feat of dildocio is worthy of The Donaldo.Oh, the dildacity!
dildocio
The talk, actions, or behavior of dildos
This feat of dildocio is worthy of The Donaldo.Oh, the dildacity!
Il Donald
“The Donald” in Italian, to draw a parallel between him and Il Duce (Mussolini), the fascist leader of Italy.
Il Donald isn’t making America great again, but he sure is making it into early-20th-century Europe.
tall grey
Extraterrestrial. A weird person. Someone who is being awkward or weird.
Stop being such a tall grey.
Try not to be a tall grey tonight and have fun.
Eww he’s being such a tall grey.
fuckface von clownstick
Donald Trump’s birth-name.
“Hey dude, did you hear Donald Trump’s birthname?” “No, what is it?” “Fuckface von Clownstick.”
Alt-Reich
Alt-Reich: An Intentional play on the word “Altreich”. which is an actual German word meaning Old Empire and can refer to Germany’s pre-WWI territories or even it’s territories as the Holy Roman Empire, i.e. the countries Hitler tried to take back.
The Alt-Right’s current message and tone very much resembles Hitler’s infamous 3rd Reich, and thus in slang terms could be called the “Alt-Reich”.
Trumped
To be fired.
Did you hear that Donald Trump got Trumped by NBC, Macy’s, and other major corporations because Mr. Trump is a racist.
trumpflakes
Trumpflakes are people that blindly defend Donald Trump, no matter insane or bat-shit crazy the case may be. They are basically flakes that defend Donald Trump by calling everyone ‘snowflakes’.
In a press conference, Donald Trump said that there were maybe a million, million and a half people at his Inauguration (an obvious lie).
Trumpflakes immediately defended their (mostly, kind of, a little) fearless leader.
DeVos’d it
When you completely blow a job interview and still wind up getting the job.
Hey man how did your job interview go? Dude I totally DeVos’d It but somehow they still offered me the job!
treasonish
The unpunished crime of betraying one’s country through espionage and alternative facts.
Will Donald Trump & Michael Flynn be rightfully tried for treason or was their collusion with Russia simply treasonish?
Nixon’d out
When a person or persons quits or leaves an organization or position before the said person is canned.
“Hey Joe, wasn’t Nixon impeached?”
“No, he resigned before he could have been impeached”
“Told ya he Nixon’d out of there!!”
Flynncinerate
To torch a good job by accidentally engaging in treasonous acts.
I accidentally tucked a list of all CIA operatives into the garter of a stripper at a Russian Embassy party last night and totally Flynncinerated my career.
Flynncinerate
To torch a good job by accidentally engaging in treasonous acts.
I accidentally tucked a list of all CIA operatives into the garter of a stripper at a Russian Embassy party last night and totally Flynncinerated my career.
Trumpshake
When a handshake between two persons goes past the extra time—it can last up to twenty-odd seconds.
President Trump and Japanese Prime Minister Abe had a trumpshake at the White House—did the “epic handshake” set a new record in diplomatic circles?
Flynn drunk
getting unbeleivably hammered. may involve loss of memory and balance.
oh fuck. i was soo flynn drunk last night
authoritarian
In a political context – In favor of large, intrusive government that violates or suppresses individual rights; characterized by a “law and order” approach; failing to support civil liberties and/or economic freedom in society; undemocratic
In a non-political context – Bossy, controlling, domineering
People with authoritarian views, agendas, or personalities rarely describe themselves as authoritarian, but can often be spotted when they try to rationalize some government control as being necessary “for national security”, “for public safety”, “for the children”, or “for your own good”.
The longer Senator Bullwrap stayed in office, the more authoritarian he became.