procaffination
The inability to make a decision until you’ve had a cup of coffee.
Make me a coffe I’m flawed by procaffination today.
emptiful
Fully, or completely empty.
Larry: “Woah, this parking lot is emptiful!”
Dave: “I wish I brought my rollerblades!”
“Bob drank all the beers and left the cooler emptiful.”
Pierce: “Perhaps Diane’s head is as emptiful as we thought after all.”
Farood: “So, is your glass half full, or half empty?”
Jonah: *drinks up*
“Well, now it’s emptiful“.
Farood: *poker face*
emptiful
Fully, or completely empty.
Larry: “Woah, this parking lot is emptiful!”
Dave: “I wish I brought my rollerblades!”
“Bob drank all the beers and left the cooler emptiful.”
Pierce: “Perhaps Diane’s head is as emptiful as we thought after all.”
Farood: “So, is your glass half full, or half empty?”
Jonah: *drinks up*
“Well, now it’s emptiful“.
Farood: *poker face*
donutations
The expectation of a donation of a donut. (Usually ends in heartbreak.)
She brought back home a cookie, and totally crushed my donutations.
Covfefe
(n.) When you want to say “coverage” but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard.
Despite constant negative press covfefe.
Covfefe
(n.) When you want to say “coverage” but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard.
Despite constant negative press covfefe.
Covfefe
Covfefe, Russian word that translates literally as ‘I quit’ or ‘I leave’ or ‘I resign.’
“Despite the constant negative press, covfefe.”
hotdog holidays
Any holiday when you go to someones house you will be offered a hotdog
ie memorial day , 4 of july, labor day
Im going to miss the barbeques now that the hotdog holidays are over
feel some type of way
A unknown or crazy feeling about a situation
When I went on that date, the guy reached over and kissed me without asking. Now that made me feel some type of way
backfired
Verb; An attempt to fix something in which the fixing actually makes the situation worse for you. Common on the internet when an arguement “backfires” and makes you look stupid.
nub 1:My mom is not FAT! See! *insert link*
person 2: Dude! She totally is, your arguement totally backfired on you. Lol, dumbass.
War Room
When a group of people in a room get turnt on the same subject and it pisses everyone in the room off
Bruh last night I had a major war room in my hotel room
break green
To share cannabis with friends or strangers
I like to break green with friends and then explore a museum together.
alt-laws
Inlaws that are Trump supporters
I have to get ready for an interesting Easter dinner with the alt-laws
Resting Murder Face
When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.
Girl 1: Why does Bryan look like he’s going to kill that kid?
Girl 2: Oh he’s ok, he just has resting murder face. He isn’t actually angry at all. He’s probably pondering football schedules.
Resting Murder Face
When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.
Girl 1: Why does Bryan look like he’s going to kill that kid?
Girl 2: Oh he’s ok, he just has resting murder face. He isn’t actually angry at all. He’s probably pondering football schedules.
face jerking
the act of being on facebook all of the time, and getting no satisfaction out of it.
my boyfriend spends all of his time looking a posts on facebook, he is just face jerking.
Accidental Anal
When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc…) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term “accidental anal” refers to that occurrence.
“Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal.”
“I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man’s tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic.”
“The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we’re all walking a little slower this morning.”
Accidental Anal
When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc…) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term “accidental anal” refers to that occurrence.
“Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal.”
“I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man’s tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic.”
“The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we’re all walking a little slower this morning.”
Sadsturbation
masturbating while sad.
“My girlfriend broke up with me, so im left to sadsturbation.”
trumpaggedon
A global arena of havoc, hysteria and fear created by a single individual and his or her cohorts who have the wealth, position and power to instill agendas based in greed through endless, unexpected atrocities and horrors upon the innocence of an unknowing and unprepared world.
“Within months of the regime’s rise to power and influence, world populations began to realize each day forward was leading all peoples and nations closer and closer to trumpaggedon.”