Broflake
Member of the alt-right who proudly shouts their free-speech warrior credentials but lose their minds when a fellow member is critcized.
I see a mass of Dave Rubin’s broflakes have had Contrapoint’s video kicked off YouTube.
tickets to policeman’s ball
Defination:
To pay off a cop. a bribe, A “Shakedown”,
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.
ex: “Theres a $500.OO fine for That!”,
“Or, you could buy a coupl’a –tickets to Policeman’s Ball” , “50 bucks each, 2-3 should do”
( No, there was no ‘Real’ Ball/Dance). c.t
fartoholic
Someone who is addicted to their own fart smell, and so farts as often as possible.
‘Stan, you’re a real fartoholic’
‘So?’
‘You stink.’
She Shed
The female equivalent to a Man Cave.
Wife: Hey, your going to your Man Cave?
Husband: Yep. Need some me time.
Wife: That’s okay, I have my she shed.
Milly rock
A dance a turn up dance where you wave your hands & move your body
I Milly rock on Any Block
Kushner eyes
Soulless eyes devoid of compassion, empathy, humor or basic human feeling, most often scanning the perimeter for prey.
That dead shark has some Kushner eyes
kleptocracy
A system of government characterized by rampant corruption and misallocation of public funds.
That country is a kleptocracy in which nothing is accomplished without greasing the palms of government officials.
fidget spinner
A pacifier for the hands
“Hey, look, he’s feeling fidgety. Give him a fidget spinner before he crumples all the napkins!
Dadalicious
A “dad” or “father” that has managed to stay hot, hip, happenin’ and relevent despite his children’s claims that he has “no game”.
Check out Neill’s dad… he is still so cool! He is dadalicious!
Flirt to Convert
The act of flirting to convince an unsuspecting person to attend your church
Person 1: How did you get him to come to church?
Person 2: I just had to flirt to convert.
Trump-years
An inverse analogue to “dog-years,” in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Trump was the saddest of time warps known).
Now, “Trump-years” defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man is in office.
“My God, I’ve gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Trump-years. By the time we get him out in 2020 I will be over one hundred Trump-years-old! ”
Trump AF
Basically, doing or saying any of the horrible things that Trump would do.
“Let’s have a party, but not invite any minorities.”
“Dude, no. That’s Trump AF! ”
paris pullout
When you are having really great sex with the woman of your dreams, but decide at the last minute to pull out and go jerk off with your tiny little hands and shoot your dusty, clumpy load onto an American flag instead, to make sure no one else has as …
danananana batman
The theme song or opening of the old school version, of batman. it mainy appears when batman suddenly jumps out of no where and then the theme song plays. this song is a trademark of the popular series, ”Batman.”
Music: danananananananaaana
People:BATMAN!
(Batman Appears)
danananana batman
Gronking
Violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.
Gronking a department store mannequin leg.
Fart of deception
This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.
Je…
Meat umbrella
When you push all the meat onto the bottom of the chicken wing
Dude I am going to turn this wing into a meat umbrella so I don’t get my hands dirty
baby bird hands
Handling someone/something with the upmost care. Being gentle.
Traveling with Rob is such a crapshoot that his delivery needs to be handled with Baby Bird Hands.
Class Woody
A boner that you get in class when you are thinking of hot girls instead of listening to the teacher. These boners help to make class go faster but, can be dangerous if you are asked a question related to the subject and your boner is not hidden.
“Hey bro did you hear what she said about the protons and electrons? “. “Nah sorry man , too busy trying to hide my class woody.”
SNL-ed
SNL-ed
when a political or otherwise famous person does/says something so goofy that it requires them to be spoofed on Saturday Night Live.
After that speech, he is sure to be SNL-ed.