Bloje
Noun; a blowjob
yo trace you didn’t tell me you got a bloje from peyton last weekend.
Fucktickeling
Tickeling as a form of foreplay
I really like this guys ross – everything is going great but he is into fucktickeling and it’s just not my bag
Fucktickeling
Tickeling as a form of foreplay
I really like this guys ross – everything is going great but he is into fucktickeling and it’s just not my bag
emergency bacon
This is bacon which is hidden from normal usage such that, in the event of a bad day, a party, or a zombie apocalypse, it is readily available to save the day and improve morale. Usually this is kept in a separate freezer apart from the one in your kitchen. It can also be hidden in the main freezer using grocery bags, or by hiding down at the bottom where it is hard to reach. The end goal is that the bacon is hidden and forgotten from normal usage but, when you really need it, you remember it is there and can still have bacon.
This also can lead to having to double up on grocery purchases of bacon to replenish your normal supply, plus the emergency bacon ration.
“Oh man, I’ve had a rough day at work, and just need some bacon to cheer me up.”
“But we’re out, we used up our bacon on Saturday with a big breakfast, and I haven’t had time to grocery shop”.
“Wait! We still have the emergency bacon, let’s open that up!”
Distractivated
Being actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.
Brooke- what’s up Pammy? You seem distracted?
Pamela- nah brookie I’m distractivated, I just came up with a new word.
“I was so distractivated at work today, I had the perfect idea for Rhys’s birthday”
ask me out boots
Much tamer than “Fuck me boots” because the heel is shorter and less spikey. It is merely an invitation to ask me out and see how it goes. While less sexy than FMB they are much sexier than “Ignore me boots”.
Dude, did you see Amy today? She has her ask me out boots on, I think I will.
Dunning-Hitler effect
The tendency for countries that believe they are immune to fascism to be especially susceptible to its rise.
The popularity of Geert Wilders is an example of the Dunning-Hitler effect in its early stages.
Donald Trump’s presidency is an example of the Dunning-Hitler effect.
Kush Mama
Nickname for someone awesome who always comes in hot with the weedz.
Kush Mama has got it going on!
Girlfriend Vibes
A type of sales technique that involves flattery and flirtation. The technique is effective at giving value and power to the salesperson’s suggestions and compliments, thus resulting in a larger sale.
The most extreme example of this would be an exotic dancer, making you feel like she likes you so you’ll come back for another dance. It exists, however, at lesser degrees, especially at smaller, boutique-y, bougie stores.
Their face cream doesn’t actually cure acne, they just use girlfriend vibes to sell it. I bought a year’s supply.
Stepdad Bod
A guy who allowed the passing of time to ravage his once great physique but eventually decided to lay off the beers and do a little bit of lifting to attract Cougars like your mom.
“Bro, you have to hit the gym, your starting to get a dad bod.”
“You see these guns? I got a stepdad bod, at least!”
Stepdad Bod
A guy who allowed the passing of time to ravage his once great physique but eventually decided to lay off the beers and do a little bit of lifting to attract Cougars like your mom.
“Bro, you have to hit the gym, your starting to get a dad bod.”
“You see these guns? I got a stepdad bod, at least!”
sound byte hoe
Anyone who only gets on tv to give a worthless opinion about a major topic just to be relevant
45 will do and say anything about sports but refuses to address real issues. He’s such a sound byte hoe.
betrumped
Old word (approx 1600s) for swindled.
I’ve been betrumped! He cheated me out of winning the election.
betrumped
Old word (approx 1600s) for swindled.
I’ve been betrumped! He cheated me out of winning the election.