Yeah, but still

The worst way to win an arguement, used when one has been proven wrong but somehow is able to reject all arguements and win.


1: Women should be allowed to go topless, men are permitted and it is a double standard.

2: But women have boobs though

1: But I’ve seen many moobs in my day

2: Yeah, but still

deluxe handshake

A “man’s” handshake. When you squeeze someone’s hands so hard that you make them kneel down from the pain that you are inflicting on their knuckles.

Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.


Me: So Mike, what’s a deluxe handshake?

Mike: It’s what I did to Pastor Cesar when I first met him. I had him praying to me in front of everyone.

Cynically Optimistic

Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.


–Man I know the world has a lot of shitty people but I still think we can do some good here. I think I’m cynically optimistic.

–If you’re that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you’re cynically optimistic.

Cynically Optimistic

Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.


–Man I know the world has a lot of shitty people but I still think we can do some good here. I think I’m cynically optimistic.

–If you’re that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you’re cynically optimistic.