courtesy fart

When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.

This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.


Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe’s rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.

courtesy fart

When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.

This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.


Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe’s rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.

Transitive Property

1. If A=B, and B=C, then A=C. Used in Geometry.

2. If Person A hooks up with Person B, and Person B hooks up with person C, person A has hooked up with person C. This property is hated by most high school/college age persons.

3. Definition 2, as a verb. To hook up with someone by the transitive property.


1. Angle XYZ is congruent to angle BAC by the transitive property.

2. I got with Dana yesterday, she got with Joe the day before… Now I’ve hooked up with Joe by the transitive property… damn.

3. We all unknowingly pulled a massive transitive property by hooking up with Julie.

bozophobe

A bozophobe is someone who is afraid of clowns either jokingly or seriously. Some people pretend to be afraid of clowns or make claims that they were afraid of clowns as children. This all falls under the category of Bozophobia. If one is afraid of clowns they may be deemed bozophobic.


Person 1: “Oh my god, like.. I totally hate clowns!”

Person 2: “Dude, you’re bein’ a bozophobe.”

bozophobe

A bozophobe is someone who is afraid of clowns either jokingly or seriously. Some people pretend to be afraid of clowns or make claims that they were afraid of clowns as children. This all falls under the category of Bozophobia. If one is afraid of clowns they may be deemed bozophobic.


Person 1: “Oh my god, like.. I totally hate clowns!”

Person 2: “Dude, you’re bein’ a bozophobe.”