i’m so down
I’ll do whatever. I’m ready to do whatever you suggest. Let’s get together and do something.
One person says, “sup” the other says, “I’m so down” … meaning, I’m ready to do whatever, or let’s get together.
Shitcoin
Great ways to lose your money.
See: scam
My buddy Nick bought ETH but lost all his money because ether is a shitcoin.
Don’t let clever marketing fool you. Ripple, Bitcoin Cash and Litecoin are shitcoins.
Shitcoin
Great ways to lose your money.
See: scam
My buddy Nick bought ETH but lost all his money because ether is a shitcoin.
Don’t let clever marketing fool you. Ripple, Bitcoin Cash and Litecoin are shitcoins.
caught lacking
Being caught by the enemy without a weapon to defend yourself
Hey how did Johnny? die I heard he was caught lacking
Also true.
phrase used when the other person has proved your point wrong or otherwise contradicted you. indicates that the other person’s statement is true while not conceding that your point was false.
usually said in a contemplative manner with a knowing head nod.
compare touche.
“Ooh, he his HOT! And he’s TOTALLY into me.”
“He’s married. And I heard he has a third nipple.”
“Also true.”
“Abraham Lincoln was such a tool; he put people in jail for talking trash about the union!”
“yeah, but he totally ended slavery.”
“Also true.”
Also true.
phrase used when the other person has proved your point wrong or otherwise contradicted you. indicates that the other person’s statement is true while not conceding that your point was false.
usually said in a contemplative manner with a knowing head nod.
compare touche.
“Ooh, he his HOT! And he’s TOTALLY into me.”
“He’s married. And I heard he has a third nipple.”
“Also true.”
“Abraham Lincoln was such a tool; he put people in jail for talking trash about the union!”
“yeah, but he totally ended slavery.”
“Also true.”
AOL Keyword
Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.
“I don’t think she knows yet.”
“AOL keyword: ‘yet’.”
AOL Keyword
Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.
“I don’t think she knows yet.”
“AOL keyword: ‘yet’.”
presidential annulment
When a presidency is stricken from the records, all of its deeds immediately canceled, and the country goes on as if it never happened.
Don’t we all wish presidential annulment was a thing right now
presidential annulment
When a presidency is stricken from the records, all of its deeds immediately canceled, and the country goes on as if it never happened.
Don’t we all wish presidential annulment was a thing right now
Have a Presidential Dinner
Taking fast food home and eating it in bed before going to sleep. Taken from reports in the Fire and the Fury that Donald Trump often goes to bed early with a cheeseburger
I was tired out, so I decided to just go by the drive thru on the way home a…
Jagoogala
Verb: Short hand for "Just Google It." i.e. do a google search.
How many bones are in the human body?"Jagoogala!"
Badumpa-Trump
An enormous old white man booty, likened to that of Donald Trump’s giant ass.
We have to purchase extra large adult diapers to fit grandpa’s badumpa-Trump.
Stormy daniels
n.: When you pay off the adult film star you had an ongoing affair with but the media finds out anyway.
The morbidly obese guy in the White House just got a Stormy Daniels.
sarah huckasplain
Defending someone else’s bullshit.
Tonight at 6, Sarah Huckasplains alternative facts.
sarah huckasplain
Defending someone else’s bullshit.
Tonight at 6, Sarah Huckasplains alternative facts.
murdered out
When a vehicle has both black paint and black aftermarket wheels. The window tint should also be really dark and other aftermarket accessories such as black taillight covers etc. should aid in blacking out the ride.
That escalade is truly murdered …
brain boner
Something that strikes a chord in someone’s thinking, creating a spur of “enlightenment” and stimulation in knowledge, especially in subjects like philosophy & logic.
John: Hey, have you seen that recent philosophical discussion between XXX and YYY on YouTube?
Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a brain boner.
Girther
Someone who does not believe heath statistics promulgated by the government
Look at him chow down, now way he weighs an ounce under 239, Have you read any of the Girther blogs?
Girther
Someone who does not believe heath statistics promulgated by the government
Look at him chow down, now way he weighs an ounce under 239, Have you read any of the Girther blogs?
executive time
Time spent alone in bed, performing unproductive activities like watching television, playing on a cell phone or masturbating.
“President Trump’s official day typically doesn’t begin until 11 A.M. and ends relatively early, around 6 P.M., to accommodate ‘Executive Time.’ ”