St. Patrick’s Day Eve
Drinking the night before St. Patrick’s Day.
Erika, unable to wait for St. Patrick’s Day, spent St. Patrick’s Day Eve downing shots and drinking beer at the local Irish Pub.
St. Patrick’s Day Eve
Drinking the night before St. Patrick’s Day.
Erika, unable to wait for St. Patrick’s Day, spent St. Patrick’s Day Eve downing shots and drinking beer at the local Irish Pub.
lamzy
A word describing anyone who is the combination of lame and lazy pronounced lame-zee
Phil: Rita didn’t go to Washington D.C. because she didn’t want to pack her bag and do her laundry.
Dan: Man that is so lamzy!
lamzy
A word describing anyone who is the combination of lame and lazy pronounced lame-zee
Phil: Rita didn’t go to Washington D.C. because she didn’t want to pack her bag and do her laundry.
Dan: Man that is so lamzy!
Momarazzi
A gaggle of moms with expensive smartphones taking photos of their kids team or activity.
Before the team could leave the field the momarazzi wanted one last team photo for their Facebook pages
Congress
Where lobbyists go to buy their laws.
Big Corporation: Hmm this toxic waste dumping regulation seems to be affecting our business.
Lobbyist: No problem I’ll just pop down to Congress and buy a new one.
ignoresation
1) The fine art of having a conversation with someone you would like to ignore.2) Ignoring someone who is trying to have a conversation with you.
I had a painfully awkward ignoresation with that girl from last night when I ran in to her at the stor…
dream grudge
Carrying a grudge toward a person after waking up from a dream where they did something bad or mean to you.
When my boss asked me why I snapped at him this morning I had to apologize and tell him I was still holding a dream grudge against him for f…
Get two birds stoned and kill them
When a shortcut fails badly.
Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.
mix in a water
When you are too intoxicated and you need some water to help sober you up.
*Stacy takes 7 shots in a row**Stacy dances on elevated surface*
*Stacy falls of elevated surface*
"YO STACY MIX IN A WATER"
mix in a water
When you are too intoxicated and you need some water to help sober you up.
*Stacy takes 7 shots in a row**Stacy dances on elevated surface*
*Stacy falls of elevated surface*
"YO STACY MIX IN A WATER"
side-text
While texting a group of people you and one of the people in the group also have a private texting conversation
I side-texted Vin to give me excuse get out of Jay’s group message to hangout.
Stashing
Stashing is when you’re in a relationship with someone and you refuse to introduce them to your friends and family; mostly because you view the person as temporary, replaceable, and/or you’re an asshole.
Friend: “Hey have you met John’s parents yet? You’ve been together for months”
Stashee (or person being stashed): “No, I think he’s stashing me. We don’t have any pictures together either.”
Mental health food
Food that does not benefit your physical health or well-being, but sure as shit makes you feel awesome while you’re eating it.
My vegan hippie family have been feeding me salad all week. I just wanna watch Gilmore Girls and eat mental health food.
Babybottling
The act of drinking a beverage without stopping/slowing down/taking a break for air.
Billy: “Yo, did you see James over there? He’s babybottling that soda. Must be thirsty.”
Dante: “Damn, he’d better come up for air.”
juvenoia
The fear one generation of adults holds towards the younger generations succeeding them. Often times coincides with the inability to recall one’s own childhood and use this as perspective when formulating opinions about “today’s” youth.
The feeling that entertainment, social practices, fashion, etc was superior in one’s past when compared with how these are practiced by younger generations in modern times.
Jim: “Back in my day, we weren’t allowed to have any fun, and didn’t want to either! We plowed fields and went straight from toddler to adulthood… it was great!”
Bob: “Jim, I’m afraid you’re suffering from what’s commonly known as juvenoia.”
juvenoia
The fear one generation of adults holds towards the younger generations succeeding them. Often times coincides with the inability to recall one’s own childhood and use this as perspective when formulating opinions about “today’s” youth.
The feeling that entertainment, social practices, fashion, etc was superior in one’s past when compared with how these are practiced by younger generations in modern times.
Jim: “Back in my day, we weren’t allowed to have any fun, and didn’t want to either! We plowed fields and went straight from toddler to adulthood… it was great!”
Bob: “Jim, I’m afraid you’re suffering from what’s commonly known as juvenoia.”
internet hobo
1. Someone who is using thier neighbor’s/hotel across the road’s wi-fi internet.
My friend just bought a new high power wi-fi card so he can connect to the neighbors wi-fi and is now an offical internet hobo.
Nutflix
A movie rentals-by-mail service for squirrels
squirrel#1: Have you rented Over The Hedge yet?
squirrel#2: No, but I’ll get it off Nutflix and watch it on nut inside.
squirrel#2: But there’s portable nut! You can watch nut outside!
It is what it is
Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.
It is what it is
Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.