1. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person.
2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.
Kelly: “So how’d the conversation go with Bill last night?”
Wendy: “Ah he’s such a textrovert. We didn’t make any progress until I went home and he spilled his guts over texts.”
When you are purchasing drugs on credit and not paying with cash
Hey fam let me run a visa for that eighth
Bet on it, put a grand on it
When she said no one uses one pen, he said "Put a G on it," confident that he would make some money.
The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.
Person one: “Blablabla isn’t the weather terrible blablabla”
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one “The book off”)
Person one stops talking.
A falsified righteous outrage at things that are basically unimportant and meaningless, frequently employed by politicians, political activists, or the media. Politicians and talking heads use it to garner support for their causes, to claim the moral high ground and to tar their opponents; the media often just uses it in a cynical bid to increase ratings.
Manufactured outrages of note include Nipplegate, the Monica Lewinski scandal, the 2009 tea partys, backmasked satanic lyrics, lapel pin controversies…
Just about any time you hear any politician, activist, or radio show host getting outraged about anything, really. The louder and angrier they get, the harder they’re working at manufacturing it.
A falsified righteous outrage at things that are basically unimportant and meaningless, frequently employed by politicians, political activists, or the media. Politicians and talking heads use it to garner support for their causes, to claim the moral high ground and to tar their opponents; the media often just uses it in a cynical bid to increase ratings.
Manufactured outrages of note include Nipplegate, the Monica Lewinski scandal, the 2009 tea partys, backmasked satanic lyrics, lapel pin controversies…
Just about any time you hear any politician, activist, or radio show host getting outraged about anything, really. The louder and angrier they get, the harder they’re working at manufacturing it.
Rhythmic movement from only the shoulders up, including swaying, popping, and bouncing. Often done while seated.
She got so excited when her song came on that she started shoulder dancing.
Used to alert people when an internet post, book, article, picture, video, audio clip, or some other media could potentially cause extremely negative reactions (such as post-traumatic flashbacks or self-harm) due to its content. Sometimes abbreviated …
Used to alert people when an internet post, book, article, picture, video, audio clip, or some other media could potentially cause extremely negative reactions (such as post-traumatic flashbacks or self-harm) due to its content. Sometimes abbreviated …
1. when someone who knows little about memes tries to use one in an attempt to sound cool.OR2. tries way too hard to make something into a meme.
Yo, my local church has a grumpy cat meme in one of the rooms trying to get people to go to confession….
1. when someone who knows little about memes tries to use one in an attempt to sound cool.OR2. tries way too hard to make something into a meme.
Yo, my local church has a grumpy cat meme in one of the rooms trying to get people to go to confession….
I have connections
I know people
I am somebodaay you feel meee
– Oh you work at Victoria’s Secret can you hook a sistah up?
– I do not work there anymore…
– Oh crap!
– Don’t worry gurrl, I got plugs, i’ll hook you up
I have connections
I know people
I am somebodaay you feel meee
– Oh you work at Victoria’s Secret can you hook a sistah up?
– I do not work there anymore…
– Oh crap!
– Don’t worry gurrl, I got plugs, i’ll hook you up
Glam shaming takes place when one person shames another for grooming, primping or spending extra time (most often in inappropriate places) adjusting or fixing their appearance.
Damn, Tiffani! Will you please stop brushing your hair and applying lip gloss during grandpa’s memorial service!
Tiffani: Shut up! Stop glam shaming me!
Also known as “WPS”. Usually associated with extreme sports, activity with dangerous animals, or large acts of terrorism.
Tyrone: “What are you doing?”
Blake: “Prepping for this wingsuit course I’m going to take off the crest of Mount Everest. You should come!”
Tyrone: “Naw man. That’s some white people shit.
Having sex. Comes from the Irish phrase for sex – "bualadh craiceann". The phrase "bualadh leathair" is also used, and literally means "hitting leather"
I was hitting skins with your mom last night.
A person that cuts a certain food out of their diet because of a trend
Jessica became a trendetarian because her favourite magazine told her gluten is bad.
A complete imbecile who devotes their time to telling awful puns to peers around them, only to piss everyone off to feed from their reactions like a parasite.
Billy: Knock knock!
Jeff: Ughh… Who’s there, Billy…
Billy: Car!
Jeff: Oh for god’s sake, car who?
Billy: I know you don’t “car” for my jokes!
Jeff: Billy, I hate you so much you goddamn pun fucker…
(adjective): a state of being where a person is so gross that they are comparable to a rat living in the sewer
Kelsey: “Dude, my boyfriend wouldn’t get out of bed so then I farted on him”
Liz: “Dude, that’s so rat status”
sad handjob blumpkin never no talahassee gas mask GROGAN cum dumpster rat rodent sewer rat sewer drainer
A euphemism for masturbation.
I’m so embarrassed, I just caught Bob romancing the bone in the shitter.
A euphemism for masturbation.
I’m so embarrassed, I just caught Bob romancing the bone in the shitter.