omarosa
An unlikely ally. A friend by way of sharing a common enemy.
I don’t like really like that guy, but after seeing him stand up to that bully, he’s my omarosa.
lugged
To Be Lugged; Having luggage lost/stolen at a bus stop, dock, train station, or airport.
I was lugged by British Airways last month.
reflectophobia
the fear of seeing yourself in mirrors (or just really hating it).
guy1: gosh i hate seeing myself in mirrors
guy2: it’s fine you just have reflectophobia
Clout Demon
Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them a…
Funding secured.
When you have no idea where you’re gonna get the money.
Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: “Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.” SEC opens investigation next day.
Me to my new girl: “Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured.” Let’s hope for a windfall…
Bitechsual
When someone is an expert in more than type of technology.
Dude do you have an iPhone? Yes but I also use an Android, I’m bitechsual.
text massage
When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.
"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"
Decacucked
In bowling, one is said to have been decacucked if he knocks down all of the pins except the ten (deca) pin in one roll.
“Decacucked!” Said Ryan, as he walked away from the lane after missing the ten pin
WTTCA
welcome to the conversation asshole
think about it!!! someone isnt paying attention, and you have said something 100 gabillion times!!
Foul-weather friend
A friend who is there for you when your down, but is no where to be seen when your happy.
He is a foul-weather friend, he is always there for me but I never see him when I’m happy.
It be like that sometimes
Just stating how life is and how it has its ups and downs and somethings just happen.
1.You: Man these jordans are really getting high priced…
Me: It be like that sometimes…
2.You: I gotta go all the way to the airport to pick up my aunt…
Me…
riding herd
When you get in someone’ face or on their case to get them to move on something. Cracking the whip. Kick in the ass. Making something your life’s work
I’m riding herd on our goddamn government to do something!
Jangry
Being angry because you’re jealous of something; similar to “hangry” but because of inadequacy rather than a lack of food.
Tyler: See Jeff’s text? I’m feeling jangry.Drew: Me too.
ripperoni
What you say when an unfortunate event transpires to you or another person. Slang term for "Rest In Pepperoni."
Bro #1: "Bro, I just played a vine from iFunny in class and it was a moan vine and everyone heard it."
Bro #2: "…
absolute unit
Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.
In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.
Socks off
Australian Idiom1. Used to signify the feeling one experiences at the pinnacle of relaxation.2. A command given to assist one in relaxing
"Socks off mate!" Bazza said to Johno after opening a fresh beer.
Johno turns to Bazza affirmingly a…
Collusion
when you meet with Russian officials to plot a mission to interfere with the U.S democratic election and you know that it’s wrong so you lie about it ever happening
“The Crown prosecutor of Russia met with his father Aras this morning and in their meeting offered to provide the Trump campaign with some official documents and information that would incriminate Hillary and her dealings with Russia and would be very useful to your father.
This is obviously very high level and sensitive information but is part of Russia and its government’s support for Mr. Trump”
This collusion would really help your dad get elected!
“Thanks Rob I appreciate that. I am on the road at the moment but perhaps I just speak to Emin first. Seems we have some time and if it’s what you say I love it especially later in the summer. Could we do a call first thing next week when I am back?”
I am so excited for this collusion! My dad will be so pleased!
* meeting occurs *
“Did I meet with people that were Russian? I’m sure, I’m sure I did, but none that were set up. None that I can think of at the moment. And certainly none that I was representing the campaign in any way, shape or form.”
I never colluded with Russia!
solid maybe
When you probably can’t do something but don’t want to eliminate the possibility. Also, it is nicer than “probably not”.
My answer on if I can go is a solid maybe.