Chevrolegs
The kind of vehicle you own when you can’t afford a car.
Your feet.
Girl: “What kind of car you got?”
Guy: “Chevrolegs.”
Girl: “Loser!”
Chevrolegs
The kind of vehicle you own when you can’t afford a car.
Your feet.
Girl: “What kind of car you got?”
Guy: “Chevrolegs.”
Girl: “Loser!”
lodestar
Slang term for a brand of twinkly vibrator favored by Christian farm girls in Indiana.
"Mike, be a good boy and reach in the bedside drawer to get Lodestar for your Mother. but put some lard on it first!"
Look what the selfie dragged in!
When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.
Rebecca: “OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!”
Brittney: “Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm’s straight after I posted it…”
Rebecca: “Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!”
bread chasing
Popular slang term used to depict hard work twords a long term goal that results in boost of income a.k.a bread.
Guy 1: where’s Seth? He was supposed to be at the party.
Guy 2: he’s been on that grind, bread chasing with dale
Wheeling
The act where a young female and young male are in a "phase" before dating. Like flirting but a bit more commitment. Includes talking, hugging, kissing, hand holding, flirting ect. Basically another term for dating but less awkward and more …
home
A place where I can poop for however long I desire.
I had dinner at Taco Bell and then I went home and spent the rest of the night on the crapper.
Business Fabulous
When you dress so fabulous at work that no one is on your level.
“We asked everyone to dress business casual but Hannah dressed business fabulous and we all feel inferior.”
“That golden jumpsuit is straight up business fabulous.”
stop resisting
A phrase used by local police right before you get beat to a bloody mess or end up dead. Many believe it is the law enforcement equivalent of the “Allahu Akbar” chant given when Muslim extremists kill someone.
Wife- Please don’t shoot him! He hasn’t taken his meds, but he’s fine. He’s unarmed!
Husband – I’m unarmed! I haven’t done anything wrong!
Police – “Stop Resisting!” *Gunshots*
Wife and children – **Weeping
pink clouding
Pretending everything is okay to everyone when it really isn’t.
(Girl jumps to her death). Cop: “I just talked to her yesterday. She was pink clouding, and I knew it.” ~Amanda Rollins, Law & Order SVU
zaddy
The slang term for a really "handsome" guy who is very appealing and looks really fashionable. He has to have swag and sex appeal and look sexy and attractive.
Daaaaaamn. Reggie Bush is a zaaaaaddy!!!
or… Daaaaaamn! Did you see that du…
venntersection
The lens/football-shaped area where circles of a Venn diagram overlap/intersect.
The venntersection of employed college graduates and people who can afford nice homes in the San Francisco Bay Area is shockingly small.
fanny flutters
Fanny flutters is when you see someone and get a slight tingling sensation in your private area. It could suggest you could have some sort of have sexual chemistry with them and want so have sexual interactions with them to or just find them extremely…
short hairs
A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very dif…
short hairs
A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very dif…
CRB
Cock Rules Brain
Any man in an excited state looses control over is body and his Cock rules his Brain (CRB )
H/C
Fanfiction term meaning hurt/comfort. One character often gets hurt in the story while the other comforts him/her.
That Jim/Blair story was purely H/C.
no cap
Usually means No lie. Someone usually uses this after saying an unbelievable statement or asking a serious question.
Kayla: How do I look?
Brianna: No cap, you look a mess.
no cap
Usually means No lie. Someone usually uses this after saying an unbelievable statement or asking a serious question.
Kayla: How do I look?
Brianna: No cap, you look a mess.
Trump Disease
Mesothelioma, in the Trump era.
This deadly form of cancer has been renamed to Trump Disease in light of the president’s lifting of the ban on asbestos in manufacturing, which will undoubtedly lead to a rise in cases of mesoth – ahem – Trump Disease in the coming years.
John: Hey, man, you okay? You been coughing a lot lately.
Zion: Nah, man. I just got back from the doctor. It’s Trump Disease.
John: Fuuuuck.
Russiablican
A republican who endorses or simply does not care about Russia’s verified interference in the 2016 election because it allowed their party to win.
A Russiablican such as Donald Trump will not sign a bill to create a congressional committee to investigate Russian hacking because he deliberately asked for it, then received immense benefit from it. -MR