Urban Word of The Day

Polycule

A portmanteau of “polyamory” or other relationship models beginning with “poly” and “molecule”. Polycule is used to describe any system of connected non-monogamous relationships.

A polycule can be as simple as a “V” (A is dating both B and C, with their approval, but B and C are not dating each other) or a triangle (A, B, and C are all dating each other), but it can also get very complex. (Ex: A is dating B and C. B is dating A and D. C is dating A, E, and F. F is also dating G.)

When drawn out as a chart, these connections can look similar to a molecular structure- hence the name polycule.

“My boyfriend’s wife just got a new girlfriend. Looks like I’ll have to update our polycule!”

“My OTP is Malcolm, Sheila, and Gary. … What? One True Pairing? No, I meant One True Polycule.”

i have the screenshots

when you are explaining some serious tea and you have proof

omg she litreally said *** ***** **** ***
i have the screenshots

i have the screenshots

when you are explaining some serious tea and you have proof

omg she litreally said *** ***** **** ***
i have the screenshots

back on my grind

Back on my grind means you’re back to your old ways

I tried to change, but I guess I’m back on my grind.

Tinder Tornado

When unsure whether to swipe left or right, you make a circular swipe on the screen and let fate decide.

I’m taking a gamble on “Lexi”. Gonna tinder tornado this one.

Tinder Tornado

When unsure whether to swipe left or right, you make a circular swipe on the screen and let fate decide.

I’m taking a gamble on “Lexi”. Gonna tinder tornado this one.

do the damn thang

Do what you gotta do- and do it well.

"Shit, we out on the streets, just doin the damn thang, ya know…"

do the damn thang

Do what you gotta do- and do it well.

"Shit, we out on the streets, just doin the damn thang, ya know…"

selfiecide

SelfiecideAn accidental death that has been caused whilst trying to take a dangerous Selfie pic.

Did you hear that Dave committed Selfiecide?He was trying to take a selfie on the Suspension bridge, he slipped and fell to his death.

boidem

an office of the law(cop, police officer)

yo, boidem just passed

F.F.F.F.

A one night stand. Used a lot in the 80’s

Find ’em, Feel ’em, Fuck ’em and Forget ’em

kavanauseous

The feeling you are ready to vomit after going 100 kegs or bust at Beach Week.

I’m gonna be a member of the Beach Week Ralph Club for sure! Man o’ man, am I Kavanauseous!

kavanauseous

The feeling you are ready to vomit after going 100 kegs or bust at Beach Week.

I’m gonna be a member of the Beach Week Ralph Club for sure! Man o’ man, am I Kavanauseous!

kavanaughty

When a man is drinking beer and only beer and is in the mood to rape or molest a woman.

Three Miller lites later I was pushing her around, getting kavanaughty.

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To become so intoxicated you have no recollection of waving your dick around like you just don’t care

Maaan, I went to that party and I wasn’t just trashed. I wasn’t just wasted. I was straight up Brett Kavanaugh drunk.

blacking out

to get so chemically altered that you don’t remember anything.

so i was at this wild house party and the next thing i know i wake up next to some guy i don’t even know. man, i HATE blacking out.

uwu

a reaction to cute stuff. it is like using XD or :3

person1: did you see junwoo of nct? he made my heart go uwu!
person2: i know right! he is so cute. his name should be junguwu.

uwu

a reaction to cute stuff. it is like using XD or :3

person1: did you see junwoo of nct? he made my heart go uwu!
person2: i know right! he is so cute. his name should be junguwu.

ski

n. a beer. short for brewski

yo, toss me a ski.
Did you bring your skis?

ski

n. a beer. short for brewski

yo, toss me a ski.
Did you bring your skis?

Beach Week

Week long fiesta taking place on, near, or around a beach. More of an east-coast tradition in which freshly graduated seniors travel to the beach to get belligerently hammered, hook up with chicks, and sun bathe.

This party is rediculous, this i…