feeling some type of way
Offended, slighted or bothered.
I don’t know man! Seeing her with that guy had me feeling some type of way
skinflint
An unreasonably thrifty person. (Flint is a semiprecious mineral a relative of quartz, and the notion that the greediest person would keep flint shavings for economy).
My uncle George will never help anyone out. He’s too much of a skin
Bust Down
A woman who sleeps around usually with guys of the same crew.
April is a bust down because she fucked all the guys at the party.
Bust Down
A woman who sleeps around usually with guys of the same crew.
April is a bust down because she fucked all the guys at the party.
movie theater physics
The science of figuring out the distance between the movie theater screen and speakers to ensure an optimal movie-watching experience.
Mason insisted on going to the theater early and finding the perfect seat; he wanted to show his date how movie t…
tuning
Chatting up in a flirtatious manner to advance towards a sexual or romantic relationship
Me: He cheated on me.
My mate: With who?
Me: I don’t know, he was tuning some random girls on Tinder…
My mate: Looks like a fuckboi, talks like a fuckboi, is a fuckboi.
Imaginary Lat Syndrome
Imaginary Lat Syndrome is a common case of someone, typically a male, who believes they are rather muscular when in reality this isn’t the case. Those with Imaginary Lat Syndrome can typically be seen walking uncomfortably while flaring their small lat muscles and tensing their arms in an attempt to look “jacked.” In reality, it appears douchey and looks like a toothbrush has been shoved up their ass. Manlets are at high risk of falling victim due to overcompensation reasons.
imaginary lat syndrome manlets
Blasting rope
The act of masterbating
Robert: Did you hear Ralph was blasting rope to waluigi hentai?
Roger : Damn, he’s a sick fuck.
listerine challenge
An actual challenge, not a prank, to see how long one can withstand swishing a full shot (the cup attached on the bottle) of Listerine – *Cool Mint* inside their mouth.
This is usually very difficult to do for most people, given the fact that the formula for most Listerine products gives a burning sensation that damages the sensitive tissue inside your mouth.
But on the plus side, the victim of the Listerine Challenge gets a cleaner, fresher, mouth.
**this is in no way promoting the products of Listerine, or any dentists.
See also: cinnamon challenge
Friend 1: “Hey, you want to try the Listerine Challenge?”
Friend 2: “Okay, what do I do?”
Friend 1: “Swish this small cup full of Listerine – Cool Mint, in your mouth for 30 seconds, and you’ll get 10$ dollars.”
Friend 2: “Challenge accepted.”
10 seconds later…
Friend 2: “Fuuuuuuuuuuu!!1!!”
listerine challenge
An actual challenge, not a prank, to see how long one can withstand swishing a full shot (the cup attached on the bottle) of Listerine – *Cool Mint* inside their mouth.
This is usually very difficult to do for most people, given the fact that the formula for most Listerine products gives a burning sensation that damages the sensitive tissue inside your mouth.
But on the plus side, the victim of the Listerine Challenge gets a cleaner, fresher, mouth.
**this is in no way promoting the products of Listerine, or any dentists.
See also: cinnamon challenge
Friend 1: “Hey, you want to try the Listerine Challenge?”
Friend 2: “Okay, what do I do?”
Friend 1: “Swish this small cup full of Listerine – Cool Mint, in your mouth for 30 seconds, and you’ll get 10$ dollars.”
Friend 2: “Challenge accepted.”
10 seconds later…
Friend 2: “Fuuuuuuuuuuu!!1!!”
Stupid Watergate
1. “…a scandal that we’ve been referring to as ‘Stupid Watergate’, because it has all the potential consequences of Watergate but everyone involved is REALLY stupid.”
A term coined by John Oliver on his HBO topical political commentary series ‘Last Week Tonight’ referring to the criminal conspiracy (collusion) involving Donald J. Trump Sr and Russian operatives to influence the 2016 U.S. presidential election.
The term illustrates how inept and laughably transparent the involved members of Donald Trump’s campaign and transition (including DJT) were at both perpetrating said crimes, and covering them up after the fact.
I can’t believe how f***ing obvious the ties between Trump & Russia are, and how incredibly obvious these goons attempts at a coverup are. How the hell does ‘House of Cards‘ seem more like an actual corrupt presidential administration and this farce of an administration seem like a laughably cheap over the top parody. Literally “Stupid Watergate.”
car to table shoes
Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.
I’ve got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I’m dressed to impress!
voting virginity
the first time you vote after turning 18.
yeah, i turned 18 las year, so this election i can lose my voting virginity
Negelect
To vote against a candidate.
I’m going to vote to negelect the Republican Presidential candidate.
Negelect
To vote against a candidate.
I’m going to vote to negelect the Republican Presidential candidate.
No Nut November
A Challenge Where A man must not ejaculate aka bust a nut for the whole month of November
nibba : did you fail no nut november?
nibba : hell nah i aint fail no nut november im saving this nut for my girl on destroy dick december
Chronic Flex
A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it’s a flex, and if it happens all the time, it’s chronic. It’s most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.
Example 1
“Man it’s hot out. I haven’t been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school.”
“Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?”
Example 2
“I’m vegan.”
Example 3
“I’m a size medium… I haven’t been able to wear a small since I started lifting.”
“Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too.”
haunting
A variation of ghosting, in which the ghoster continues indirect contact with the ghosted by liking and faveing his or her social media content.
I was an emotional wreck when Ken ghosted me because I thought we had something special, but now he’s haunting me every time I see he’s re-watched my Snaps.