bean hole
The slot in a cell door in jail or prison in which to pass food, mail or other items through.
Prisoner: Pass my food through the bean hole, man. I’m hungry.
Fronking
Someone who farts in the bath tub and the bites the bubbles; can be more than one person biting each other’s bubbles
Bob and Jim were fronking in the pool. Bob and Jim are fronks.
Millennial Promotion
When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.
Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"
nano-dosing
Using utra small dosages not to trigger a psychotropic effect
We didn’t want to get high or feel out of sorts, so we took turns nano-dosing
smocking
The way you spell smoking after you become President of The United States.
“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia.”
smocking
Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.
While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that’s just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren’t generally considered artists.
She thinks he wants to use her as the canvas for his next masterpiece, but he’s just smocking.
mistakeholder
Someone with a vested interest in a topic but has all the facts wrong.
A mistakeholder in a fisheries management setting cited a number of reasons why increased transparency detracted from understanding a topic.
The ‘Santa Clause’
The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons… but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
The ‘Santa Clause’
The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons… but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
jooks
To Rob somebody, to steal from somebody
he caught a jooks on that nigga yesterday for his marmot
street soda
An alcoholic drink that is typically made in a fast food soda cup so that it can be consumed in public spaces with little suspicion from others.
We were down on the corner drinking street soda and feeling really good.
street soda
An alcoholic drink that is typically made in a fast food soda cup so that it can be consumed in public spaces with little suspicion from others.
We were down on the corner drinking street soda and feeling really good.
go left
A situation or conversation suddenly (and usually unexpectedly) taking a turn for the worse (in a bad way), when at first it was going fine.
I guess I should’ve expected things to go left in couples therapy today after I told my wife that I got my side bitch pregnant.
go left
A situation or conversation suddenly (and usually unexpectedly) taking a turn for the worse (in a bad way), when at first it was going fine.
I guess I should’ve expected things to go left in couples therapy today after I told my wife that I got my side bitch pregnant.
Destroy Dick December
In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Destroy Dick December" is an event starting on the first of December, in which you masturbate until completion in a quantity in relation to the date. This means yo…
Operation NO COLLUSION
A very poorly disguised conspiracy.
I knew something was up immediately, ya’ll walking around like Operation NO COLLUSION.
Revived Channel
When a youtube channel wasn’t gaining subscribers and/or losing subscribers at a consistent rate, and all of the sudden their channel has a drastic growth in subscribers and views in a short period of time due to a popular video they created.
Person: You watching anyone specific on youtube recently?
Me: Yea! JCBackfire, a revived channel, got popular from his recent video and his videos with his more popular friend!
Revived Channel
When a youtube channel wasn’t gaining subscribers and/or losing subscribers at a consistent rate, and all of the sudden their channel has a drastic growth in subscribers and views in a short period of time due to a popular video they created.
Person: You watching anyone specific on youtube recently?
Me: Yea! JCBackfire, a revived channel, got popular from his recent video and his videos with his more popular friend!