A sad step below “Netflix and Chill“, it’s what you would do with some “bitch ass punk” you don’t want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: “Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?”
Girl: “Ummm… How about we just “Spotify and Side Hug instead?”
A person under the influence of any substance that makes their ramblings sound like they are heavily under the influence of hash
I started talking to some wasted chick at a party. Wasn’t sure what she was saying, but I realized she was a hashtalker
A person under the influence of any substance that makes their ramblings sound like they are heavily under the influence of hash
I started talking to some wasted chick at a party. Wasn’t sure what she was saying, but I realized she was a hashtalker
when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt’s bedroom.
Dude 1: Dude last night’s mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks
an egirl is a species of emo usually found on tiktok but commonly spends time on tumblr. can be found wearing pink eyeshadow with a large wing, little hearts under the eyes and a blushed nose. normally wearing some type of shirt from urban outfitters …
A boy that probably skates, has his nails painted w rings, wears beanies, maybe has a cute egirl girlfriend, always wearing vans and long sleeves or hoodies under tshirts, their hair is sometimes parted down the middle. They basically only exist on the internet unfortunately but we can still appreciate them on instagram:(
Nobody:
eboys: “I listen to brockhampton and lil peep👁👅👁”
When a group of knob heads gather to wreck their cars by spinning around in circles, usually done by joy riders from west belfast and little boys who think twin (tin) cams and old beemers as old as the hills are cool
diffing – does she go round mis…
A silent fart released whilst in bed with your partner, that you were hoping wouldn’t smell, but does. By calling it a ‘love puff’, you hope to maintain some level of cuteness and overcome the curse of the bad smell that threatens to ruin an otherwise romantic moment.
‘Oh, whoopsy! I did a little love puff!’
A description for one who has superior intellect and utilizes their abilities to outwit any opponent in a competition.
In January 2000, W.W.E. professional wrestler, Triple H, (Hunter Hearst Helmsley) had dubbed himself "The Cerebral Assassin&…
A description for one who has superior intellect and utilizes their abilities to outwit any opponent in a competition.
In January 2000, W.W.E. professional wrestler, Triple H, (Hunter Hearst Helmsley) had dubbed himself "The Cerebral Assassin&…
To not let anything bother you or irritate you, keep it moving; dont dwell, do what you need to do for you
“Did you get that girl’s number?”
“Naw she said she had a boyfriend, its coo gotta keep it player”
“All i do is Keep It Player”
To not let anything bother you or irritate you, keep it moving; dont dwell, do what you need to do for you
“Did you get that girl’s number?”
“Naw she said she had a boyfriend, its coo gotta keep it player”
“All i do is Keep It Player”
Rate is slang used by UK people or roadmen to mean like
Yeah Fam I {rate] that still
Naaah I don’t rate him
(n)- a proposal from one person asking another person to the prom; is the combination of the words “prom” and “proposal.”
Jake: I’m thinking about how I’ll do my promposal…
Sean: Who’re you going to ask?
Jake: Well, I haven’t decided yet.
Sean: You have to decide before you ask someone to prom!
A person who is in no way, shape or form conventionally attractive but everything they do, how they talk, how they walk and the way they move is so incredibly hot that it makes them somehow better looking. Is still centered on physicality, but is more about how they use their body/body language than their ugly faces. Coined for my former high school Chemistry teacher; are often tall, gangly and interesting men like Chris Martin from Coldplay.
“Oh look at that gangly, odd looking, very hot strutting guy over there!”
“He’s not hot, he’s uglyhot.”
“Yeah, and uglyhots are incredibly rare, so I’d totally do him.”
A person who is in no way, shape or form conventionally attractive but everything they do, how they talk, how they walk and the way they move is so incredibly hot that it makes them somehow better looking. Is still centered on physicality, but is more about how they use their body/body language than their ugly faces. Coined for my former high school Chemistry teacher; are often tall, gangly and interesting men like Chris Martin from Coldplay.
“Oh look at that gangly, odd looking, very hot strutting guy over there!”
“He’s not hot, he’s uglyhot.”
“Yeah, and uglyhots are incredibly rare, so I’d totally do him.”