Dead Ting
A person who is a boring cunt and is extremely dull.
You still with Megan?
Nah g, she’s a dead ting.
Chonk
(noun) First seen in an Internet meme that began circulating circa summer 2018, the word “chonk” refers to an aggressively chubby housecat.
According to the cat girth scale depicted in the meme, a cat is a chonk (or chonker) if it has between 30 and 60 percent body fat.
Variations: chomk, chonker, heckin’ chonker
My cat, Snowball, cries for food and tricks my family members almost daily into feeding her more than once… she’s becoming quite the hefty little chonk.
gender fluid
Gender Fluid is a gender identity best described as a dynamic mix of boy and girl. A person who is Gender Fluid may always feel like a mix of the two traditional genders, but may feel more boy some days, and more girl other days.
Being Gender Fluid has nothing to do with which set of genitalia one has, nor their sexual orientation.
No, I’m not a boy, and I’m not a girl either. I am gender fluid.
debtpression
When you’re so broke you spiral into a deep depression stopping you from doing things you love and hanging out with people.
“Hey man, wanna go out tonight?”
“Nah man I don’t wanna get worse debtpression”
Deeked
An abbreviation for "disqualified." Comes from the acronym DQ, and has been shortened to Deek.
"How did your race go?"
"Not well, I got deeked"
"Hey be careful on your start, they might deek you"
drop dong
Letting it all hang out with your friends in natural outdoor hot springs. No clothing or swimsuits needed. When you drop dong with your best buds, your life will change.
We took a trip out into the mountains and went to drop dong and watch the sunr…
grinfucking
grinfucking – the act of being (pretending to be) really nice to someone’s face and then turning around and stabbing them in the back
past tense: “grinfucked”
related: “grinfucker” – one who commits such acts
Laura told me she loved my outfit, then told Mike I dressed like a whore; I can’t believe she grinfucked me like that. What a grinfucker.
Hinked Up
When an “alleged” criminal believes that the cops are after them, or when they have figured out that the cops know their whereabouts
Cop # 1- “Joey’s brother called him to tell him we came by today…now Joey is all hinked up”
Cop #2- “He was hinked up, and ran out of the back door before we could grab him”
Mukbang
“Mukbang” is an internet fad that finds viewers watching mukbangers binge eating copious amounts of food. This strange trend began in Korea in 2011. The term “mukbang” comes from a mix of two Korean words, “muk-ja” (eating) and “bang-song” (broadcasting). The most popular mukbang stars (also called ‘BJs’ for broadcast Jockeys) eat messy foods as they loudly slurp, chomp and display bad table manners.
I told my YouTube subscribers I would make thirty mukbang videos in thirty days, but I think that may be too many, so I will only do a mukbang every other day.
Broflake
A man who thinks he’s a “nice guy” and says he will “treat you like an actual humanbeing unlike other males”. But if you reject him he says “you’re missing out” or “weren’t that pretty to begin with”
This broflake got mad at me when I told him women don’t like it when men pitty themselves when they can’t get a girl even though they are a “nice guy”.
Broflake
A man who thinks he’s a “nice guy” and says he will “treat you like an actual humanbeing unlike other males”. But if you reject him he says “you’re missing out” or “weren’t that pretty to begin with”
This broflake got mad at me when I told him women don’t like it when men pitty themselves when they can’t get a girl even though they are a “nice guy”.
Bend and Snap
A secret move that has a 98% success rate of getting a man’s attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation. The attractor drops something on the floor and, with legs straight, bends down to pick up the object, then snaps up, pushing her chest out . Arm movement, to draw attention to the breasts, is NOT optional; it is, however, a common misconception.
“I think I dropped something on the floor that I need to pick up! So you bend… and snap.”
“Oh my God, the bend and snap! Works every time!”
fielding season
The opposite of cuffing season.
From late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play the field.
What happened to your boyfriend?
Bitchhhh it’s fielding season!!
YASSSSSS QUEENNNNN!!!
deep-like
Going ‘deep’ into someone’s content feed on Facebook / Twitter / Instagram / some other social network and liking a post / item / photo etc.
I could tell Cindy was into my Instagram when she deep-liked a photo I took from all the way back last summer.
Hamster Angle
The angle of your face that your forward facing camera makes while in use so that you look like a hamster.The more "chubby" the angle is, the more the angle makes you look chubby.
"And there I was, I accidentally called her and she s…
Reaching.
Action.
When somebody is taking something too far
Linda: Hey tiffany, can i borrow a dollar?
Tiffanny: Yah sure.
Linda:..oh and can i borrow a twenty too?
Tiffany:Okay now your just reaching.
Reaching.
Action.
When somebody is taking something too far
Linda: Hey tiffany, can i borrow a dollar?
Tiffanny: Yah sure.
Linda:..oh and can i borrow a twenty too?
Tiffany:Okay now your just reaching.
chronic cringe
when you’ve done something so cringe you can’t stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can’t concentrate
It’s a movie
“It’s a movie” is a form of slang initially coined by Soulja Boy in response to having his gum taken away during a radio-talk. This phrase means that the situation that you are in is legitimate; serious; commands your respect or attention.
Big Draco: “What’s that?”
Angela Yee: “Your Gum…”
Big Draco: “Oh, it’s a movie”
bothsidesism
When a person tries to make you believe that both sides are equally responsible for something even though one is really, clearly, at fault.
Trump’s bothsidesism about the alt-right and alt-left is ridiculous.