Situationship

A relationship that has no label on it.. like a friendship but more than a friendship but not quite a relationship.


Me: Me and this guy have been talking for six months now.

Friend: Are you guys together?

Me: Its like were together but were not.. its more of a situationship that’s happening.

snatching wigs

The act of figuratively losing your hair (wig) in response to a particularly amazing or shocking information or situation, to signify that you nearly lost your shit. The imagery is that said wig a) flies through the air; b) may interfere with air traffic if a group of wigs are snatched; c) may be seen from space if reacting to really fantastic events or information. This is deadass the highest form of reaction. Antonyms include Low-key


When BigHit Entertainment dropped the comeback date for BTS with no warning, they were snatching wigs AGAIN and sent them into orbit.

When John Cena stanned kpop, he was basically snatching wigs off nearly every fandom.

At Coachella, when the shadows of Destiny’s Child appeared, Queen Bey & company were snatching wigs off everyone in attendance, those watching online, and those who hadn’t even seen it yet.

white knuckling

When you’re taking a situation as it comes and flying by the seat of your pants. Often attributed to anxiety, and feelings either good or bad. A reference to clinging fiercely to something, such as a rope, to the point where ones knuckles would turn white from forcing blood from the capillaries.


Jesus, I’m sweating, I was white knuckling my way through that interview. Those guys are scary.