The sensation one feels in their hand or hands after extensive play on video games. The hand feels cramped and strained and jokingly takes on the appearance of a claw.

oh man, i’ve been playing guitar hero 3 so much i’ve got gaming claw

Someone with low personal hygiene, ie. avoids using soap; doesn’t wash.

Soap dodgers smell.

iPause: The period of time between when the light turns green and the driver in the front of the line of cars looks up from his iPod or iPhone and pulls away from the light. This is usually preceded by the person behind them honking their horn.

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A unit of time ranging in value from one realtime minute to several hours.

"Time to complete installation of Windows XP 37 minutes."
(24 minutes later)
"Time to complete installation of Windows XP 36 minutes. Did you know th…

A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn’t have the funds to pull it off.

She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, i…

A phrase usually uttered before a terrible idea.

Steve:You know what we should do?Bill:No, what?Steve:Build a castle, on top of a car. It’s like a motorhome for kings!

Every hipster’s favorite way to make it look like they take really classy pictures when really they are still using their phones. Yeah, you might look really cute/old school/vintage/retro, but it’s still a cell phone picture.

Photographer: …

A phrase having many different meanings but usually "congratulating" someone else for something they’ve achieved (usually in the sexual realm but for pretty much anything).

A: "I just aced my physics exam!"
B: "Get …

You Only Live Once!

Hey man…..yolo!

Radio Phonetics for:
What the fuck

Commonly used to accentuate the phrase.

Whiskey Tango Foxtroy, Over! Weren’t you thinking!?