A phrase that represents ones complete and total disregard of another’s negative comment towards the original person.

*Guy 1 is walking down the street and passes Guy 2*Guy 2: Why are you so ugly?Guy 1: Haters Gonna Hate. *Keeps on walking*Dude 1: …

opposite of eye candy, someone unappealing to look at

(how i met your mother) marshall’s ex-assistantbarney: "so, who’s the eye broccoli?"marshall: "my new assistant"

Art of “throwing” one’s farts in such a way that the sound and/or smell seems to come from a source other than the farter.

A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.

"Trey,I was in the middle of the room when all of a sud…

A euphemism describing a relationship in which one or more participates are cheating.

Dude, I heard your girlfriend slept with John, why are you still with her?
Nah, it’s cool, we’re in an open relationship.

To loosely read or breeze through a document, likely missing a fair amount of the information contained within.

How tough will the upgrade be?
I’m not too sure, I only gave the guide a Congressional Review.

To loosely read or breeze through a document, likely missing a fair amount of the information contained within.

How tough will the upgrade be?
I’m not too sure, I only gave the guide a Congressional Review.

Your position, the place you are

Johnny,i’m going to the party , what’s your 20?

My 20 is Baker Street.

To use hate and bigotry to spread a political message.Named after Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry’s infamous video/ad of the same name.

Rick Perry lover: If we want to fix our economy, we need to stop giving welfare to the minority rac…

The shittiest piece of legislation the U.S. government ever came up with.

uhm, whats that internet thing again? is that what all the kiddies are stealing music with? we better fix that…don’t let the internet take a SOPA to the knee.

The one-up rivalry that moms play making their child seem better, smarter, and/ or more advanced than yours. May involve two or more moms and any number of children, even full-grown.

She engaged me in mompetition insisting her son walked at 6 month…