Thinkiness
noun. The appearance of careful consideration, importance, substance, or profundity while lacking each.
Adjective: [thinky].
[cf]. [truthiness]
Toxic Positivity
Toxic Positivity is the belief that, “if you just [stay positive], you will [overcome] any [obstacle],” to such a degree that you invalidate natural emotional responses and the person having those feelings.
sober curious
[Curious] about staying [sober] for more than a few days but not willing to not drink myself into [oblivion]…..
j-line
[Direct] [line] [to Jesus]
Return to monke
To [devolve] back into monkeys by [rejecting] [modernity] and embracing a primitive lifestyle.
bridge troll
A typically grumpy person known most commonly for ruining someone’s [good mood], or crashing someone’s party, or being an overall unpleasant person to be around. Could also be used to refer to an [inanimate object], or a boring task.
Synonyms would in…
astroturf
Creating the impression of public support by paying people in the public to pretend to be supportive.
The false support can take the form of letters to the editor, postings on message boards in response to [criticism], and writing to politicians in su…
jomo
Joy of Missing Out: You’re enjoying what you’re doing in [the here and now] and not on social media [broadcasting] or seeing what everybody else is doing. Opposite of [fomo] or the fear of missing out.
Green Flag
A Green Flag is the direct opposite of [a Red Flag]. You know those things we know at the start of a relationship we avoid. Typically [Red Flags] are not as desirable as Green Flags considering Green Flags are often mature, responsible, honest, virtuou…
Rug Pull
When after 4 days of sitting on the sidelines you decide to join the stock market and buy a 0 [DTE] SPY 420 Call only to watch SPY [plummet] 7% initiating a [circuit breaker] 3 seconds after you click the buy button.
deja-poo
The [eerie], inescpapable feeling that [this shit] has [happened] to you before.
Voteflake
Anyone who protests the results of the 2020 US Presidential Election without any proof or evidence and refuses to recognize Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States of America.
After over 50 cases brought before, and thrown out of, US c…
21
The age at which one is finally considered human.
fuck donald trump
Fuck Donald trump, AKA the worst president ever.
“Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don’t pay taxes!!”
motherhood statement
A platitude verbal contribution to a group, to show you are alpha, but has little or no value, and provides no constructive solution, only talk. Manager that have no skills, but have a well paid position, often do the mother statement talk. Who else can waste the time of experts and not be chastised for it?
Appointed Boss-man: We cannot go forward with these production inefficiencies.
Engineer: Thanks for that motherhood statement, we’re golden now!
motherhood statement
A platitude verbal contribution to a group, to show you are alpha, but has little or no value, and provides no constructive solution, only talk. Manager that have no skills, but have a well paid position, often do the mother statement talk. Who else can waste the time of experts and not be chastised for it?
Appointed Boss-man: We cannot go forward with these production inefficiencies.
Engineer: Thanks for that motherhood statement, we’re golden now!
Smooth Brain
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual’s brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again…
That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
microcough
A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tic…
microcough
A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tic…
Take a Trump
A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
Apocalypsing
Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.
Person 1: who tf is that new chick w alex?
Person 2: idk he’s been apocalypsing like crazy