A person who uses a word program or internet thesaurus in order to make their papers or written works appear smarter by replacing common words with larger or uncommon words.
The phrontistery is a Thesaurus Rex’s wet dream.
“Since when does Bismark use the word jackanapes?”
“Since he became a Thesaurus Rex.”
It means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with Netflix in the background.
“Yeah we just watched Netflix and chilled.”
“Damn nigga how deep?”
“Four knuckles deep”
The process of eating a huge amount of food very quickly, stuffing oneself to the point of making one feel as if he/she is a duck force-fed to grow its liver for harvest
A: I’m so baked, I’m going full foie gras on that pizza as soon as it gets here.
(30 second pause)
B: You baked a pizza?
(30 second pause)
A: What? No, I ordered it from Domino’s.
(30 second pause)
B: Domino’s sells pizza with foie gras? That’s some fancy shit.
A: Wait. What? Never mind.
Shenanigans that will happen in the future
A: Yeah, I totally am going out with this girl
B: I call futurenanigans
A: Aw
The act of using the alphabet to bring a woman considerable pleasure during cunnilingus.
Trace all the letters of the alphabet when going down on a woman, the method known wide and far by many, to give her the best oral sex of her life.
When you text somebody and they read it but don’t text back
°”Bryan guess who i was texting last night”
°”who”
°”shanice but she left me on seen after i asked her for head”
When you have taken so many drugs your mouth is at the other side of your face to your eyes
I’m going to do a picasso tonight, my face will be a picture.
A person who enters and occupies a public restroom stall adjacent to a stall that is already occupied despite the fact that there were other stalls available that would have allowed a buffer, negatively affecting the enjoyment of your activity. An offense similar to occupying the middle urinal.
I went to take a dump at the mall and had the whole bathroom to myself! Then just as I get ready to go, some asshole walks in and takes the stall next to me. I said ‘Dude, can you take the next one down? I don’t want to be stall brothers’.
In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. “Pouring the milk first” is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn’t be trusted.
I had my friend over, and for breakfast he was “pouring the milk first.” I will never see him the same way again.
A poop that comes on so suddenly that one fears they may not be able to make it to the toilet.
“I’m glad I got to the bathroom when I did, I’ve got a major emergenturd.”
Someone or something that exubes an aura of pedophilia, such as a creepy old man with candy or an older van with tinted windows.
Watch out for the neighbor, he is sooooo pedolicious. Dude drives a pedovan and everything.
Brain freeze caused from rapidly slurping down a frozen margarita beverage.
My girlfriend gets a wicked margraine when she tries to drink her frozen margarita too fast to get high.
When you find a cockroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have sex.
“I swear to god, those damn cockroaches only show up on nights when I’m going to get some. Cockroach blocked again.”
(n.)Cash money, dollar bills, dough, moolah, bread.
That kid just asked me to help him with some presidential flashcards
Men who go about their day with a shirt on, but no pants or underwear.
“Cocking” can be used with other terms. Example: Cowl Cocking, when a man wears only a super heros cowl, much like Batmans cowl, but no pants or underwear.
Look at that dude, he’s totally shirt cocking.
a party, held in honor of an ill individual expected to die soon, often a family member
My mother in law has lung cancer so we held a pre-wake with all her family members from around the country.
Verb: The act of last minute screaming planning action that does not divert panic
she began planicking as the blue line edged across her pregnancy test.
Let life go by or pass on by
“You haven’t heard this song? Everybody know this song, bro you sleep on life.”