go ham and cheese
go hard as a motherfucker when you eat
“im so hungry im about to go ham and cheese in this bitch”
go ham and cheese
go hard as a motherfucker when you eat
“im so hungry im about to go ham and cheese in this bitch”
that good good
Having good pussy or dick
You got that good good( dick).Give me some of that good good.
Cheeky Nandos
When you’re out with the lads and you’re having a look in JD and you might fancy the Curry Club at ‘Spoons but then your mate Callum who’s an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury says “Oi brevs let’s have a cheeky Nandos instead” and you’ll think “Top. Let’s smash it.”
Tool #1: Oi mate fancy a browse in River Island? Just seen a solid 10 bird outside
Tool #2: Na mate I’m off for a Cheeky Nandos instead
Cheeky Nandos
When you’re out with the lads and you’re having a look in JD and you might fancy the Curry Club at ‘Spoons but then your mate Callum who’s an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury says “Oi brevs let’s have a cheeky Nandos instead” and you’ll think “Top. Let’s smash it.”
Tool #1: Oi mate fancy a browse in River Island? Just seen a solid 10 bird outside
Tool #2: Na mate I’m off for a Cheeky Nandos instead
Rekt
When someone gets completely destroyed.
“Ella got rekt”
“Oh my days, Ella got annihilated! #Rekt”
cbt
CBT stands for “Cock and Ball Torture”. Torture can be inflicted by: Slapping, Squeezing, Pinching, Weights/Parachutes. The testicles can stand great pain but caution should be taken.
In some cases, “Torture” is considered “Play”. The testicles are simply tugged on or stretched out.
Most men find handling, stroking and squeezing gently is a pleasurable sensation. Some enjoy using ball stretchers to achieve a longer sac.
Girl: “His balls are so long! They slap against my ass all the time, I love it.”
Pedo stache
A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite’s brother’s stache but worse.
Johnny: “Hey, do you like the new mustache I’m growing?!”
Nathan: “Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!”
Robert: “Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!”
pet parents
A couple who treat their dogs, cats or other animals as if they were children. Many of these couples are childless and the animals provide a substitute for babies.
My neighbors are constantly fussing over their two golden retrievers. They always ta…
auto erect
When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.
“I’m excited to be eating dick tonight!” *duck I mean duck what an auto erect
Handufactured
Handcrafted, handmade
Manufacturing is coming back to the U.S. but the products are more handufactured than mass produced.
Hate-like
When you like something on a social network site (such as Facebook) in a sarcastic way. Generally something you don’t like at all and the other person has no idea.
CP: “Hanging out with my best friend Heather at the mall”
Ugh, Heather is such a bitch. Definitely going to hate-like that status.
Trend Bomber
When someone tries to become apart of a trend that they do not belong in. Posing to apart of a cultural trend that they have no business being apart of.
A 90 year old woman who shops at forever 21 is a trend bomber.
Trend Bomber
When someone tries to become apart of a trend that they do not belong in. Posing to apart of a cultural trend that they have no business being apart of.
A 90 year old woman who shops at forever 21 is a trend bomber.
Crash Your Squad
When someone is new, or hasn’t found their group yet, a group lets them hang with them until they make friends.
New Kid: Hey can I hang with you guys?
Squad Leader: Sure, and we made plans for later if you wanna hang
New Kid: Thanks for letting me crash your squad, dude.
Drain the Poison
An idiom for masturbation. Typically used for males who are “backed up” that can’t get their mind off of sex and therefore cannot focus.
Dude I can’t think straight right now, all these females in leggings are messing with my head. I need to go home and drain the poison”.
lactcident
Accidental explosive diarrhea caused by consuming a dairy product by a lactose intolerant person.
– Yo Bob, where did you go? We searched everywhere for you at the party.
– I had to change my pants man, had a little lactcident after downing two Whi…
Help a tree grow
Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth
Friend 1: Yo, I need to help a tree grow
Friend 2: That sounds like a nice thing to do
Friend 1: Yup!
Help a tree grow
Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth
Friend 1: Yo, I need to help a tree grow
Friend 2: That sounds like a nice thing to do
Friend 1: Yup!
Snapchat Slapped
“Snapchat Slapped” The act of waking a person up by slapping them in the face with your phone while taking a video using snapchat.
My coworkers a douche he snapchat slapped me while on break the other day.
Intercoarse
Like rough anal, but referring to any type of sex which is rough.
John’s girlfriend’s really into intercoarse, and she has scars to show from past experience.