dick chips
dikchip
-noun
Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.
Stay away from the Cheetos, unless you like dick chips!
knee cleavage
A pair of knees that when picture is taken could appear to be cleavage.
This morning my coffee looked fantastic on my knee cleavage.
On My Michelle Obama
Used in Fifth Harmony’s song “BO$$”, has a similar meaning as fleek but also involves having a healthy body and diet of vegetation.
Person 1: How’s that diet going?
Person 2: Gurl, I’m on my Michelle Obama! I had some turnips and my body feels great!
arctic farts
farts brought on by eating whale blubber in the dead of winter; you cannot escape them by going outdoors because its too cold
His arctic farts cleared the side of the igloo.
powerballing
To gyrate ones testicles while copulating
Last night I was totally powerballing your mom.
friendship cuddle
The akward cuddle between two friends who are not trying to go to far
Man she jus wanna friendship cuddle
bitchplosion
an explosion of bitchiness
when someone/something pushes you so far that you just bitchplode
“Dude… I was just joking and then she just had a massiv bitchplosion”
finna get crunk
Finna get crunk is when someone asks you if are ready to turn up/party or get lit.
Person 1: “You guys finna get crunk?!
Person 2: ” hell yea finna get crunk! ✌🏽️”
shit street
Where you are when everything has gone wrong!
Lost the big sale, and now we’re up shit street!
Wowfuck
(noun): a state of mind carrying a degree of similarity to mindfuck; when one is so incredibly overwhelmed by positive emotion and/or refusal to believe in the concurrent situation that the only words traversing both their brain and mouth are ‘wow’ and ‘fuck’.
He was unable to speak for the sheer amount of wowfuck clouding his brain as he found her in his arms.
??
What people say when they dun understand what the fuck ur saying
A: Hey, is quantum mechanices a form of elopitcly?
B: ??
step-fucker
somebody who is fucking your mom and is not your real dad. sometimes called “Step-Douche”, “Step-Ass” and so on.
Alyssa: Why are you so sad?
Jess: My step-fucker just found me smoking grass.
Netflix and Jill
When you watch Netflix alone and jerk off.
As Ryan stared into his television screen he realized that this Netflix and Jill session would end more quickly than he anticipated.
Toward the end of Drew’s Netflix and Jill session he realized that he ruined a good pair of socks
fecally challenged
A person suffering from severe constipation.
Doug has been fecally challenged ever since he started taking his psych meds.
instagram bae
someone who likes all your Instagram pictures and gives you shoutouts and acts like Yall a couple over instagram
Dang who this girl liking all ya pics on IG?
That’s my Instagram Bae
daddy talk
A girl calling her man daddy like “Fuck me daddy”
-“I love when she calls me daddy”
-“Oh, you mean daddy talk?”
petextrian
n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.
John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the petextrian ahead of him stopped short.