opooportunity

When one who has to defecate has an opportunity to relieve themselves after waiting for a period of time.


Brad had to shit for an hour but because he was at his girlfriend’s parent’s anniversary party, he couldn’t find the right opooportunity until the old folks retired for the evening, then he let the floodgates open.

AM radio and chill

A primitive version of “Netflix and chill”, which older generations did and what some hipsters still do.


little kid: “Grandpa, where did I come from?”

Grandpa: “Well kid you’re grandma and I made whoopee in the back of a station-wagon to the sound of sweet static that was part of AM radio and chill, which led to your daddy, which led to you!”

Guy: “Hey we could Netflix and chill”

Hipster girl: “I’m more of an AM radio and chill kind of person”

Guy: “If you say so, Daisy Buchanan…”

AM radio and chill

A primitive version of “Netflix and chill”, which older generations did and what some hipsters still do.


little kid: “Grandpa, where did I come from?”

Grandpa: “Well kid you’re grandma and I made whoopee in the back of a station-wagon to the sound of sweet static that was part of AM radio and chill, which led to your daddy, which led to you!”

Guy: “Hey we could Netflix and chill”

Hipster girl: “I’m more of an AM radio and chill kind of person”

Guy: “If you say so, Daisy Buchanan…”

jeanjerking

The act of two individuals rubbing pelvic regions against each other in order to cause orgasm (implied while wearing denim trousers). Similar to dry-humping and “OTPHJ” (over-the-pants-hand-job).


It was casual Friday when I walked in the middle school bathroom only to find my history and Spanish teacher jeanjerking in the handicap stall. Good thing I didn’t come in a few minutes later to see the full-on OTPHJ.