Sean Ward» Urban Word of the Day

bible

Urban Word of the Day — Sun, 20 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

hyfr

Urban Word of the Day — Sat, 19 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Hell Yeah Fuckin' Right, a song of Drake's album 'Take Care'

raj: dude, drake is raw as hell

bob: hyfr

Phone Stack

Urban Word of the Day — Fri, 18 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

A game played at either a meal or in a group setting.

When at a meal, and everyone is on their phones, grab them and stack them face down in the center of the table. First to pick up their phone, pays the bill for all. If no one grabs it, everyone pays their part.

When in a group setting, grab the phones and stack them. Whoever grabs their phone must perform challenges, each group member gets to pick a challenge so in a group of 10, touching your phone would cause you to do 10 challenges. You may use your phone during the challenges but afterwards, it goes back on the stack.

*Everyone is texting at a group meal*
Person 1: "PHONE STACK!"
*Person 1 snatches all phones and stacks them face down*
Person 1: "first to touch pays the full bill"

Cyclops date

Urban Word of the Day — Thu, 17 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

A date with someone you've met over the internet; it's not quite a blind date because you've seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone.

I have a cyclops date tonight at 8. Text me at 8:20 so I have an excuse to bail if it sucks.

panda eyes

Urban Word of the Day — Wed, 16 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Someone who has had a lack of sleep, resulting in dark circles under their eyes.

Someone who, as a result of too much marajuana, has dark circles under their eyes

1. James was so tired, after only 2hours sleep last night, he has panda eyes.

2. Dude, how stoned are you, you have massive panda eyes

hang under

Urban Word of the Day — Tue, 15 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

When you havent had too much to drink the night before, and instead of ruining your morning, the restful sleep makes you feel better than normal when you wake up.

Yeah I just had 2 beers last night and went to sleep at ten, woke up with a great hang under.

shower fluffer

Urban Word of the Day — Mon, 14 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.

I love it when my wife is the first one up and is my shower fluffer. I don't have to wait for the hot water to kick in.

Moms

Urban Word of the Day — Sun, 13 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops

"Chris clean yo got damn room mother fucker"-Mother

"Quit sweatin me moms!"-Chris

Smellucination

Urban Word of the Day — Sat, 12 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

To 'smellucinate' - to imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to 'hallucinate'.
To experience a 'smellucination'.

"I thought I could smell weed, but it seems I was just smellucinating".
"I had a smellucination".

Smellucination

Urban Word of the Day — Sat, 12 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

To 'smellucinate' - to imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to 'hallucinate'.
To experience a 'smellucination'.

"I thought I could smell weed, but it seems I was just smellucinating".
"I had a smellucination".