Sean Ward» Urban Word of the Day

Super Bowel

Urban Word of the Day — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +0000

A raucous bowel movement experienced the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer.

Dave, I had a Super Bowel this morning... no more buffalo wing hot sauce for me.

Peehicular Manslaughter

Urban Word of the Day — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +0000

While using urinal and the piss splashes back at you or the guy standing next to you.

Damn bro, here I am at this wedding looking all nice, and I just committed peehicular manslaughter on these nice ass slacks.

is a frogs ass water tight

Urban Word of the Day — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +0000

This is a phrase that hails from the heart of Georgia. It is used to describe something that is so obvious.

Davi - Are we going to get Chimichangas

Gus - Is a frogs ass water tight.

party pressure

Urban Word of the Day — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +0000

When you are invited to a party or event and don't really feel like going, but you feel some sort of obligation to attend. Like peer pressure, but related specifically to going to a party.

Yeah, I don't really feel like going to John's party, I'm sooooo tired... but I told everyone I would be there, so I'll probably surrender to party pressure.

empty gesture

Urban Word of the Day — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000

Making a nice (fake) gesture for someone when you don't really mean it, hoping that the person who you are making that gesture to won't actually as you for a favor, or follow up on that offer you made. You just say it to seem like a nice person. This phrase is used in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Larry David: Well, If there is anything I can do, let me know.
Marty Funkhouser: You know what, there is something you can do.
Larry David: What, are you kidding?
Marty Funkhouser: What, you didn't mean it?
Larry David: Of course not!
Marty Funkhouser: Well why did you say it then?
Larry David: You know, it's an empty gesture; something to say!
Larry David (saying to Jeff Greene): Don't make an empty gesture to a Funkhouser, they'll take you up on it!

iFinger

Urban Word of the Day — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000

It's the finger(s) you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.

These ribs are delicious and messy, but I have to keep my pinky clean cause its my iFinger.

Trash angel

Urban Word of the Day — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000

Lying on the back, waving your arms and legs to form the impression of an angel, in a pile of trash. Typically performed by drunks in New York

Vanessa's night ended when she fell over the pile of garbage on the curb and performed trash angels in the street til the cab arrived.

yearbook insider

Urban Word of the Day — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000

A person on the high school yearbook staff that is capable of rigging the 'best of' yearbook content.

Duder 1: "How the fuck did you win best eyes? I have way better eyes than you do!"

Duder 2: "Dude you know my girl is on the yearbook staff. Hella rigged them shits."

Duder 1: "That bitch is your yearbook insider? Damn, I demand a recount."

501k

Urban Word of the Day — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000

When one’s economic situation has become so tenuous that their entire net worth is in the pockets of their jeans.

“Sorry, bro, can’t go drinking tonight, the wife raided my 501k.”

Petri Douche

Urban Word of the Day — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000

Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate.

A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.

Oh hell no I'm not going to Wetherspoons, that place is a petri douche!

Or: urgh why would you want to go to Las Vegas, that place is such a petri douche.