A raucous bowel movement experienced the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer.

Dave, I had a Super Bowel this morning… no more buffalo wing hot sauce for me.

While using urinal and the piss splashes back at you or the guy standing next to you.

Damn bro, here I am at this wedding looking all nice, and I just committed peehicular manslaughter on these nice ass slacks.

This is a phrase that hails from the heart of Georgia. It is used to describe something that is so obvious.

Davi – Are we going to get ChimichangasGus – Is a frogs ass water tight.

When you are invited to a party or event and don’t really feel like going, but you feel some sort of obligation to attend. Like peer pressure, but related specifically to going to a party.

Yeah, I don’t really feel like going to John’s party, I’m s…

Making a nice (fake) gesture for someone when you don’t really mean it, hoping that the person who you are making that gesture to won’t actually as you for a favor, or follow up on that offer you made. You just say it to seem like a nice person. This …

It’s the finger(s) you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.

These ribs are delicious and messy, but I have to keep my pinky cle…

Lying on the back, waving your arms and legs to form the impression of an angel, in a pile of trash. Typically performed by drunks in New York

Vanessa’s night ended when she fell over the pile of garbage on the curb and performed trash angels in th…

A person on the high school yearbook staff that is capable of rigging the ‘best of’ yearbook content.

Duder 1: "How the fuck did you win best eyes? I have way better eyes than you do!"Duder 2: "Dude you know my girl is on the yearboo…

When one’s economic situation has become so tenuous that their entire net worth is in the pockets of their jeans.

“Sorry, bro, can’t go drinking tonight, the wife raided my 501k.”

Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate.A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.

Oh hell no I’m not going to Wetherspoons, that place is a petri douche!Or: urgh why wou…