Those damned artists! How can we raise brainwashed automatons who do our bidding with all that dancing going on?

It’s been reported that in March, hundreds of villagers witnessed the crash of a large pink and blue glowing object in Siberia. This a video showing what appears to be the body of an alien, purportedly taken two days after impact, and leaked to the Internet from the Republic of Buryatia, close to the crash [...]

So this Christmas was awesome, thanks to the elves, among them – Elf Miriam, Elf Peter, and Elf Louise. If you’re not familiar with Elf Louise and the Elf Louise Christmas Project, please acquaint yourself. The project consists of 4500 unpaid volunteers, elves who help bring the spirit of Christmas to others. It’s a great [...]

I think my cell phone camera sucks, but it has higher resolution than my first pricey Sony digital camera – you know the kind – they wrote to floppy discs. Heard of those? The floppy was wider than my BlackBerry and could store a whopping 1.44 MB of data. Woot! That was the shizzle back [...]

A fine depiction of everyone’s favorite emo superhero, Spiderman, in his golden years, by Donald Soffritti – from the book Superheroes’ Decadence, unfortunately hard to find in the U.S., but available from some online comic retailers overseas.

Sean explains why, despite the lovely tradition, the fine music, and generally large portions of delicious food in certain restaurants, mariachis are not his primary choice of music in a dining establishment.

¡Frijoles, frijoles, siempre frijoles!