When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn’t wash after whizzing.

When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn’t wash after whizzing.

A measurement of time totaling 72 days. Became popular after Kim Kardashian’s highly-publicized marriage, which ended after 72 days. Listed as one of the up-and-coming words of 2012.

I’ll see you in a kardash!!My summer this year is only a …

What straight couples have legally and commonly don’t want, and what gay couples don’t have legally and commonly want.

Irony in the first degree.

Politically correct way of saying that you look like shit.

Showed up real early at a swim meet the other day, this guy says, "you look tired". What he meant to say was, "you look like shit".

1) malapropism for ‘intents and purposes’2) seriously determined and focused aquatic mammals, dangerous to sharks

For all intensive porpoises, whiskey and vodka will both mess you up in a similar manner if you drink enough

the 6th of May – a special holiday, devoted to nursing hangovers and otherwise dealing with the consequences of Cinco de Mayo

Tom: "Hey Dave, why didn’t you show up for work yesterday?"
Dave: "It was May 6th, remember?"
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Drinko de Mayo is the great Mexican holiday which falls during the month of May. This holliday is not held to any schedule like the ever so regulated "Cinco de Mayo", or May 5th in our native English tongue. Drinko de Mayo is the holiday t…

The constant stream of tears you produce when you’re extremely tired and need some sleep.

I knew that I really needed to go to bed because of all of my tired tears.

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Phonetics for Cluster-Fuck

"This is a real Charlie Foxtrot assignment."