An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

Hell Yeah Fuckin’ Right, a song of Drake’s album ‘Take Care’

raj: dude, drake is raw as hellbob: hyfr

A game played at either a meal or in a group setting.When at a meal, and everyone is on their phones, grab them and stack them face down in the center of the table. First to pick up their phone, pays the bill for all. If no one grabs it, everyone pa…

A date with someone you’ve met over the internet; it’s not quite a blind date because you’ve seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone.

I have a cyclops date tonight at 8. Text me at 8:20 so I have an excu…

Someone who has had a lack of sleep, resulting in dark circles under their eyes.

Someone who, as a result of too much marajuana, has dark circles under their eyes

1. James was so tired, after only 2hours sleep last night, he has panda eyes…

When you havent had too much to drink the night before, and instead of ruining your morning, the restful sleep makes you feel better than normal when you wake up.

Yeah I just had 2 beers last night and went to sleep at ten, woke up with a g…

when one’s spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.

I love it when my wife is the first one up and is my shower fluffer. I don’t have…

A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops

"Chris clean yo got damn room mother fucker"-Mother"Quit sweatin me moms!"-Chris

To ‘smellucinate’ – to imagine a smell that isn’t actually there, as if to ‘hallucinate’.
To experience a ‘smellucination’.

"I thought I could smell weed, but it seems I was just smellucinating".
"I had a smellucinati…

To ‘smellucinate’ – to imagine a smell that isn’t actually there, as if to ‘hallucinate’.
To experience a ‘smellucination’.

"I thought I could smell weed, but it seems I was just smellucinating".
"I had a smellucinati…